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Can drink scotch without wincing

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Total Votes: 437,510

Score = wins / total matches (recalculated every 5 minutes)

The Results

1.

Funniness

77%
2.

Eyes

71%
3.

Cleanliness

68%
4.

A little scruff

64%
5.

V-Shaped pelvic muscle

64%
6.

Knowing how to cook/grill

63%
7.

Abs

62%
8.

A subtle foreign accent (only if authentic)

62%
9.

Jawline

61%
10.

Speaking another language fluently

55%
11.

Butts

54%
12.

Lips

53%
13.

Being a really calm, good driver

52%
14.

Shoulders

51%
15.

Dimples

51%
16.

Reading a book that isn't Game of Thrones

51%
17.

Being really good at an instrument that isn't the guitar

51%
18.

Good cologne

50%
19.

Trying to pull off the classic romantic stuff like champagne/flowers/ ...

49%
20.

Hands

48%
21.

Blushing

48%
22.

Wearing a sort-of loose tie with the top button opened only

48%
23.

Knowing how to build a fire

47%
24.

Refraining from wearing sweatpants, given the opportunity

43%
25.

Being good at recreational sports

42%
26.

Can drink scotch without wincing

42%
27.

Tattoos

42%
28.

Putting the change into a tip jar/charity box because his wallet ...

39%
29.

Wearing a suit jacket with a T-shirt underneath

39%
30.

Long hair

39%
31.

That half-stand half-sit thing when you stand up at a dinner ...

39%
32.

Glasses

38%
33.

That place where the tramp stamp for a girl would be, on a guy

37%
34.

Knowing how to open a beer without a beer opener

34%
35.

Buzz cuts

33%
36.

Being prepared for the weather

30%
37.

Pulling off a baseball cap

30%
38.

Pulling off a full beard

26%
39.

Earrings

19%
40.

Face piercings

11%

15. Dimples

Dimples are a dent in the skin of someone's face, and in the emotional armor of someone trying not to fall in love with him. Don't fight it. You've already lost.

14. Shoulders

Good, strong shoulders are great because they're needed to carry things like DIY supplies, groceries for a delicious home-cooked meal, and you, should you be feeling ill/sleepy.

13. Being a really calm, good driver

A guy who can keep his cool behind the wheel is a guy who can keep his cool in all kinds of situations. But we're talking about driving right now. Read the heading and stop changing the subject already.

12. Lips

Good lips can be used for any variety of things, all of them extremely sexy and attractive. Bad lips can and will only be used to verbally question your life decisions, so steer clear.

11. Butts

Guy's butts don't come under nearly as much scrutiny as those of their female counterparts. If this list is anything to go by (which, and I cannot stress this enough, it is) then that's because they simply aren't as good. Step it up, dudes.