25. Bandanas

*Unless you're Hulk Hogan. Great look.


24. Chokers

Want to bring to mind an act of extreme, life-threatening aggression the next time you invent a funky new accessory? No? Right answer.

Tramp Stamps

23. Tramp Stamps

The clue to why people should avoid these things is in the name. As is the reason most girls in sororities get them.

Matching With Your Partner

22. Matching With Your Partner

If emotional co-dependence just isn't cutting it anymore.

Wallet Chains

21. Wallet Chains

Wallet chains provide little to no function in both the practical and aesthetic sense, but at least people wearing them will drown faster.