Frat Wall

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Frat Guy Tries to Explain Frats to His 7th Grade Brother

Frat Guy: Can't wait for you to pledge the fraternity.7th Grader: I don't really think it's for me. Thanks anyway man.Frat Guy: (angrily) What're you talking about? You've gotta pledge. You're legacy.7th Grader: I just don't really get what it's...

Moose's Great Adventure

Moose: Dude you wouldn’t believe the weekend I just woke up from. It was absolutely legitimate.Gary: Yeah what went on? I didn’t really see you after your knees bucked trying to carry that keg in on your shoulderMoose: Hahah, shut up...

Overheard

Jeff Presents...

From back left to right, then guy in front This is exactly what I imagined college to be like...all dudes, half naked in a dimly lit basement. How far down does this thong have to be so people can tell I Nair the pubies? Been...

Sorority Chat

Two sorority roommates, Jessica and Amy, are walking together to their Sorority house. Both are wearing short white skirts, high heels and big sunglasses.  All of a sudden two frat guys from last night’s mixer come up them.Chad: Hey Jess,...

Overheard

Notes From My Roadtrip

Me and my boys went on a sick Spring Break road trip down the coast last week. I decided to keep a log of all the awesome stuff that happened along the way. Oh, and sorry if it gets messy at the end, I start rambling when I drink.This is our...

Jeff Presents...

Chad: Who do you guys have winning it all?Bran: I like Florida this year.Moose: Florida A&M? My sister goes there.Bran: (laughing) Yeah, I'm picking the 16 seed to take it all...Ass.  The Gators.  Moose: Speaking of Gators, how crazy is it that...

Jeff Presents...

This week: Pumping Up!We are at the local gym where our fraternity brothers are doing what they do best, working out.  Brother Chad is lying on the bench press while Brother Chaz stands above to spot.  Brother Chad sports a black beater... for...

Jeff Presents...

2-Dew List Shotgun a Natty Take ear medicine Buy alotta visors CONDOMS!!! Watch CONAIR on dvd Steal some of Moose's visors, they're pretty sick Miscellaneous Frat...

Jeff Presents...

            n. to cook three hot pockets at once only to find out that two of them are still frozen in the middle            Dorphed - -...

Jeff Presents...

*_The following FratChat conversation took place last Saturday between 2:43 - 2:44 A.M._ * *Moose: Dude, that was the sickest threesome of all time* Johnny: Yeah, it was alright. *Moose: Alright? What's wrong with you?* Johnny: I don't...

Jeff Presents...

*Overheard at your local frat party.* # Yo, bro, keg's on the back porch, solos in the kitch. # Dude we totally smashed that brahzilla's face into the pavement! # Foam is beer too, lick that shit off the grass, brah! # "¦...