Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Burning Bush

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My roommate Errol was a cool guy, but he had the nasty habits of leaving pubic hairs all over the bathroom and falling asleep naked on the common area couch. So, after he had finished a night of heavy drinking, and had predictably collapsed naked on the couch, I set his bush on fire. I was amazed that him feeling his crotch be literally on fire didn't wake him- so I began to be concerned. I called the ambulance and he was rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisoning. They said if I hadn't called, he might have died. I saved my roommate's life by setting his dick on fire.

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