I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Today, my boyfriend came by my dorm room. Without knocking, he thrust open my unlocked door and slammed it behind him. Then he came right over to me where I lay on my bed and began kissing me (among other things). He had me seduced when suddenly he froze. Sat up. Grabbed his ass....and ran to the bathroom exclaiming, "EMERGENCY!" It's nice to know my kisses give him diarrhea.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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