I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
One Friday night I was at a street dance with my crush and needless to say I was a little drunk. I was talking with her waiting for some friends to show up and out of nowhere I grabbed her, pulled her close, kissed her passionately in the middle of a crowd, and then winked and walked away. She said it was the smoothest most romantic thing anyones ever done to her. Best part about it? I didn't even know I did it until she told me the next day. Ive got more swag blacked out than i do sober.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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