I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Wanna Czech the fridge?
My (now ex) girlfriend and I had seen the picture of facebook comments that went "I'm Hungary" "Maybe you should Czech the fridge" "I'm Russian to the kitchen" "Maybe you'll find some Turkey" and so on. We had been casually using it in texts. One day, her parents saw a text that was us leading up to sexting, so it had kind of the same vibe. She decided we should have a code for when we wanted to start sexting, so we decided on "Czeching the fridge." "I'm Hungary" meant "I'm horny." It also allowed for phrases such as "I hope I find some breasts and thighs." I'll never hear those phrases the same way...
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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