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Kid I went to High school with. Unfortunately, there's a cup in they way. You get the idea, though. Right?

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There's a small town right before the border of Illinois and Wisconsin. It only takes about a minute to drive through, and it is one house, two cemeteries, and The Big Foot Inn.

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It's not his fault, it just happens to be the hight he grew to.

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Lindsay Lohan, before she got put into rehab, for the second time. Fuckin' coked outta her mind.

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Well, it was a parking lot you had to pay to...you know, park in. So, we felt a good photo-op.

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My dad got a little camera happy when the Bud Light Girls were out and about. I think this deserves to be a national pic.

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It was the final, and our teacher gave us these chocolate penguin things from Italy. They had messages inside of them, and this was the one I got.

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Bob Newhart is a true playa. No shame what-so-ever.

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She walks up to the door and is told she needs to be dressed to get fucked. She says, 'Oh! I thought it was a Dressed to get Shucked party!" The guy at the door starts laughing his ass off.

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