Kentucky Joe

Member Since: September 18th, 2006

I was so drunk, I spent 20 minutes flirting with her.

picture I was so drunk, I spent 20 minutes flirting with her.

As a general rule, the fatter the guy the funnier the prank.

picture As a general rule, the fatter the guy the funnier the prank.

Hard to tell what's going on, just be glad you aren't there.

picture Hard to tell what's going on, just be glad you aren't there.

He's very friendly - unless he thinks you're against him.

picture He's very friendly - unless he thinks you're against him.

Twenty five dollars and an hour at Wal-Mart and you can have a homemade vaporizer too!

picture Twenty five dollars and an hour at Wal-Mart and you can have a homemade vaporizer too!

If you're looking to tell the world you're a crazy redneck, this is certainly cheaper than Nascar tickets.

picture If you're looking to tell the world you're a crazy redneck, this is certainly cheaper than Nascar tickets.

Just pour it very slowly. No rush.

picture Just pour it very slowly. No rush.

This was cool until she pooped.

picture This was cool until she pooped.

We might have to kill my step-dad.

picture We might have to kill my step-dad.

Hey baby, I see your into novelty dirty shirts - me too. I've got one at home that's about Dunkin' Donuts and pot. Can I buy you a drink?

picture Hey baby, I see your into novelty dirty shirts - me too. I've got one at home that's about Dunkin' Donuts and pot. Can I buy you a drink?

"Right now he is covered in, amongst other things, nair and beer."

picture "Right now he is covered in, amongst other things, nair and beer."

"First night of being a freshman. I was walking and skewered my self with a marshmallow stick. Went in two inches and was taken to the hospital to have it removed." Welcome to college.

picture "First night of being a freshman. I was walking and skewered my self with a marshmallow stick. Went in two inches and was taken to the hospital to have it removed." Welcome to college.

Bringing back sexy.

picture Bringing back sexy.

"We went to offer this cop a beer and he was passed out."

picture "We went to offer this cop a beer and he was passed out."

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