Captain PG from TEXAS

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Tenth thread down I call the Super Bowl (call made 1.5 hours before kickoff)

FUCK Y'ALL! I'm from Texas.
Member Since: May 17th, 2007

Wayne and Garth

picture Wayne and Garth

Come on, Urban Dictionary, I thought we were friends. Remember when you explained what a Dirty Sanchez was?

picture Come on, Urban Dictionary, I thought we were friends. Remember when you explained what a Dirty Sanchez was?

"Thanks Mom. Can we please, please just go to the dentist now?"

picture "Thanks Mom. Can we please, please just go to the dentist now?"

The PG version of 2 girls 1 cup.

picture The PG version of 2 girls 1 cup.

That's nazi right thing to say in that situation.

picture That's nazi right thing to say in that situation.

Every 2 weeks he needs his feeding. It's been a month.

picture Every 2 weeks he needs his feeding. It's been a month.

It'll take more than two kittens to get to the other side of the 15 foot fence that surrounds the catnip factory.

picture It'll take more than two kittens to get to the other side of the 15 foot fence that surrounds the catnip factory.

He's only freaking out because those are his two sisters.

picture He's only freaking out because those are his two sisters.

& there's nothing else for dinner?

picture & there's nothing else for dinner?

He started out looking for his estranged wife. Then he discovered porn.

picture He started out looking for his estranged wife. Then he discovered porn.

Commented on Tuesday, October 27th 2009

The Morning After Nip/Tuck: Enigma

article The Morning After Nip/Tuck: Enigma

October 26, 2009

They must've left the all girls in underwear pillow fight to get a snack in the kitchen.

picture They must've left the all girls in underwear pillow fight to get a snack in the kitchen.

They say math's the universal language, but this is all gibberish to me.

picture They say math's the universal language, but this is all gibberish to me.

The Bride wore skate shoes.

picture The Bride wore skate shoes.

This is God's POV.

picture This is God's POV.

This is God's POV.

picture This is God's POV.

She's hOOting at the big, beautiful, delicious moon.

picture She's hOOting at the big, beautiful, delicious moon.

Good, that mule should be forced to carry that sweet, gorg -- wait a minute!

picture Good, that mule should be forced to carry that sweet, gorg -- wait a minute!

We'd like to say OJ was the "life of the party", but we woudn't want to jinx ourselves.

picture We'd like to say OJ was the "life of the party", but we woudn't want to jinx ourselves.

Really couldn't change her caption. "Just a lazy day at the beach when my friend took the picture. I pretty much got raped by the sun that day."

picture Really couldn't change her caption. "Just a lazy day at the beach when my friend took the picture. I pretty much got raped by the sun that day."

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