Allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste.
Well, not so much wealth, actually. And taste, well, it's debatable.
My name is Sergio Martorelli.
I'm a journalist, owner of the sites The Horror! The Horror!, Off the Press, Up To Date and Adult World News.
If you're an struggling indie artist in need of some exposure, just drop me a line at firstname.lastname@example.org. I'll help you for free.
Free DVDs, CDs, books and comics, of course!
(Hey, at least is WAYYYYY cheaper than the payola you have to pay to get your stuff featured on Wizard, Fangoria, MTV, big radio stations and the like).
Besides, remember the old ditto from the Master of the House, "Nothing gets you nothing"? Same here. Well, it's a fair trade, right?
June 21st, 2007