Squints

Member Since: June 25th, 2007

Triple the transparent desktop.

picture Triple the transparent desktop.

This TV is so advanced, it can split off into several lesser televisions and then later reform to take it's original shape.

picture This TV is so advanced, it can split off into several lesser televisions and then later reform to take it's original shape.

Nothing says "I'm a pro" like a one man kegstand.

picture Nothing says "I'm a pro" like a one man kegstand.

Wise men say... only fools rush in...

picture Wise men say... only fools rush in...

Now, could one of you gentlemen point me to the beach?

picture Now, could one of you gentlemen point me to the beach?

THAT GUY CONTEST: Hey look at me I'm ruining your photograph!

picture THAT GUY CONTEST: Hey look at me I'm ruining your photograph!

Hands Off Our Penises.

picture Hands Off Our Penises.

THAT GUY CONTEST: Here is a particularly nice picture ruined by that guy.

picture THAT GUY CONTEST: Here is a particularly nice picture ruined by that guy.

In Spanish, they are "los boobies" (nudity, lame caption)

picture In Spanish, they are "los boobies" (nudity, lame caption)

The Beer Olympics. I can't tell if this guy is winning.

picture The Beer Olympics. I can't tell if this guy is winning.

Hey, that strawberry looks like The Virgin Mary!

picture Hey, that strawberry looks like The Virgin Mary!

Poor choice of words.

picture Poor choice of words.

This is the only park that, as far as I know, outright banned Pizza Hut.

picture This is the only park that, as far as I know, outright banned Pizza Hut.

"The rest of the line reads 'We thought of you today.' That's just bad editing."

picture "The rest of the line reads 'We thought of you today.' That's just bad editing."

In fact, they enhanced it with space age polymers so now it's better than ever.

picture In fact, they enhanced it with space age polymers so now it's better than ever.

I would never get off the toilet if I lived there.

picture I would never get off the toilet if I lived there.

"My friend and his bride on their wedding day. I wonder where she put dollar bills."

picture "My friend and his bride on their wedding day. I wonder where she put dollar bills."

"Me and my buddy were walking around one night rating girls. One noticed what my buddy was doing. That made it so worthwhile..."

picture "Me and my buddy were walking around one night rating girls. One noticed what my buddy was doing. That made it so worthwhile..."

Perhaps the saddest yet funniest pictures I have ever seen. Ever.

picture Perhaps the saddest yet funniest pictures I have ever seen. Ever.

New use for musical instruments!

picture New use for musical instruments!

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