My name is Colin, and I am the humour editor for The Peak, the student newspaper at Simon Fraser University. A university that is currently ranked the best in Canada. I take full credit for this ranking. I deserve no credit.

If I could be any type of dinosaur I would be a Pteranodon, if I could master any extreme sport it would be kite-boarding, and if I could play one song perfectly on the guitar it would be "All Down The Line" by The Rolling Stones. I can currently play no songs on the guitar. I expect this to be challenging.

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