Mike Heimowitz

Mike Heimowitz

About Me

I'm so badass I use pens to do my sudoku's

Member Since

October 13th, 2006

Website

http://www.mikeheimowitz.com

Contributions

Avoid being the party's jackass

Article Avoid being the party's jackass

Mike's Guide: A man's guide to proper bathroom etiquette

Article Mike's Guide: A man's guide to proper bathroom etiquette

Mike's Guide to Life: How to call shotgun like a pro

Article Mike's Guide to Life: How to call shotgun like a pro

From the New Shiite Clothing Catalog...

Article From the New Shiite Clothing Catalog...

Mike's Guide to Life: WWJD? Spin the dreidel and schmooze

Article Mike's Guide to Life: WWJD? Spin the dreidel and schmooze

Mike's Guide to Life: How to tell better jokes with Mike's advice

Article Mike's Guide to Life: How to tell better jokes with Mike's advice

Mike's Guide to Life: WTF R U AIMing w/a severe acronym prob?

Article Mike's Guide to Life: WTF R U AIMing w/a severe acronym prob?

Mike's Guide to Life: Is your facebook addiction properly fed?

Article Mike's Guide to Life: Is your facebook addiction properly fed?

Mike's Guide to Life: Ride high by understanding the Cal Poly 'Fight Song'

Article Mike's Guide to Life: Ride high by understanding the Cal Poly 'Fight Song'

Mike's Guide to Life: How to Pick a Wingman

Article Mike's Guide to Life: How to Pick a Wingman

Mike's Guide to Life: How to not be the annoying jackass in class

Article Mike's Guide to Life: How to not be the annoying jackass in class

Mike's Guide to Life: How to be a gangsta rapper

Article Mike's Guide to Life: How to be a gangsta rapper