I was born to Roseanne and Dan Connor in Lanford, Illinois in February 1987. I was born 6 years after that punk bitch DJ and was adopted to a different middle class family in southern Illinois that did NOT win the lottery in the late 90s.
November 3rd, 2006
I like my women like I like my steak: brown and bleeding
I like my coffee like I like my women: tall, dark, cold, and bitter
To you, Mr. Crazy Douchebag Professor: Why must teachers rely upon this last little bit of happiness left in the semester to bring down a bout with alcoholism and depression which seemed to have subsi …