This is from my local price chopper, the stockboy is either an idiot or a genius
November 3rd, 2006
This sign is at the entrance to every door at St. Lukes Hospital in Utica, New York. So much for hospitals helping sick people.
Our school houses New York State Park Police Recruits for training for about 6 months while school is in session. Every day they wake up early, are loud with their marching and form rediculous lines a …
The Dunkin' Donuts was busted as a meth lab the next day.
Our RA posted this wall of a bunch of Chuck Norrisisms, he also put a section to add our own. My personal favorate (and Chuck Norris' too) is: Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
We were driving around one day and found this sign from a church.
We were looking at the crappy perfume and cologne wal-mart has when we saw these two, Opium and Poison. Nothing saying I love you like poison; and im sure smelling like opium is a big winner with the …
We were in Wal Mart and we found this guy sitting around.
My roomate is jewish and it was his birthday
Was looking at copies of Diablo 2 and saw the 19.99 crossed out with 19.98 then the "you save .01", good stuff, gotta love amazon