Dan Hopper

Dan Hopper

CH Staff

About Me

Writes stuff for Collegehumor, and used to write stuff for BestWeekEver.tv, Jest.com, and Geocities.com/PhantomMenaceisgonnaRULE

Member Since

December 6th, 2006

Website

http://twitter.com/DanHopp

Contributions

All the Yu Darvish Puns Sports Headline Writers Could Come Up With

Article All the Yu Darvish Puns Sports Headline Writers Could Come Up With

If H&R Block Directed Famous Movies

Article If H&R Block Directed Famous Movies

20 Terrible Songs By Great Bands

Article 20 Terrible Songs By Great Bands

The Life And Death Of Every Hashtag

Article The Life And Death Of Every Hashtag

Do You REALLY Need To Watch This TV Show?

Article Do You REALLY Need To Watch This TV Show?

8 Completely Infallible Tips To Filling Out Your March Madness Bracket

Article 8 Completely Infallible Tips To Filling Out Your March Madness Bracket

The Ultimate Twitter Bio Generator

Article The Ultimate Twitter Bio Generator

I Think This Person Is Posting Stock Photos To Facebook

Article I Think This Person Is Posting Stock Photos To Facebook

10 Parts In The Indiana Jones Movies That Still Bother Me

Article 10 Parts In The Indiana Jones Movies That Still Bother Me

The 77 Greatest U.S. Presidents Ever

Article The 77 Greatest U.S. Presidents Ever

Cosmo's 10 Ways To Drive Your Man WILD If You're Hot!

Article Cosmo's 10 Ways To Drive Your Man WILD If You're Hot!

How To F*ck All Romantic

Article How To F*ck All Romantic

The Pope's Exit Interview Questionnaire

Article The Pope's Exit Interview Questionnaire

The Next 20 Star Wars Spin-Offs

Article The Next 20 Star Wars Spin-Offs

If Your Friends Hated Everything Like They Hate Sports

Article If Your Friends Hated Everything Like They Hate Sports

50 Crazy Names For The Gowanus Canal Dolphin!

Article 50 Crazy Names For The Gowanus Canal Dolphin!

Honest GChat Window

Article Honest GChat Window

LEAKED: Shocking Final Voicemail From Manti Te'o's Girlfriend

Article LEAKED: Shocking Final Voicemail From Manti Te'o's Girlfriend

8 Things That Happen In Movies But NEVER In Real Life

Article 8 Things That Happen In Movies But NEVER In Real Life

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Bennigan's Wake

Article Bennigan's Wake

Calendar Of Excuses For Why You're Fat

Article Calendar Of Excuses For Why You're Fat

10 Sex Tips We Learned From Softcore Porn

Article 10 Sex Tips We Learned From Softcore Porn

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God Pitches Winter

Article God Pitches Winter

10 Parts In Home Alone That Still Bother Me

Article 10 Parts In Home Alone That Still Bother Me