Jason Hellmann

Jason Hellmann

About Me
Jason Hellmann is a real life nerd and comedy writer. Joining the ranks of Phroth (Penn State's Humor Magazine) in 2005, he quickly worked his way up from "token Jew" to "full fledged writer" in one short semester.
Jason is not one of those poser nerds, who is only in it for the ladies. He watches Battlestar Galactica, and waited in line for several hours in order to get his Nintendo Wii. When Jason is not writing, he can often be found on campus doing the crossword and screaming obscenities at passers by.
Member Since
December 15th, 2006
Website
http://www.phroth.com
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