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Alex Schmidt

Alex Schmidt

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About Me

Writer, editor, GIF-maker, stand-up comic, Internet prompt filler-outer.

Member Since

January 8th, 2007

Website

http://alexschmidty.com

Ferris wheels are a lot more fun than I remember. Installing naked girls was a good improvement. Picture Ferris wheels are a lot more fun than I remember. Installing naked girls was a good improvement.
Everybody thought the van was unsinkable too. Picture Everybody thought the van was unsinkable too.
Arnold from The Magic School Bus gets his Yearbook Signed Article Arnold from The Magic School Bus gets his Yearbook Signed
A tribute to flag raising, in all its forms. Picture A tribute to flag raising, in all its forms.
What does your wood paneling say about you? Picture What does your wood paneling say about you?
Well, that rules out a few members of any congregation. Also God. Picture Well, that rules out a few members of any congregation. Also God.
Your parents and their friends. Picture Your parents and their friends.
That's so crazy! I mean, $13.99 for a twelve pack is outrageous. Picture That's so crazy! I mean, $13.99 for a twelve pack is outrageous.
19th Century German Erotica: For Wookies! Picture 19th Century German Erotica: For Wookies!
Four months later, another sign went up about the realtor being a f*ckface. Picture Four months later, another sign went up about the realtor being a f*ckface.
"I want to ask for more food, but I don't want to perpetuate a stereotype..." Picture "I want to ask for more food, but I don't want to perpetuate a stereotype..."
"Okay, well, EXCEPT for the tanning salon, they really do do everything together." Picture "Okay, well, EXCEPT for the tanning salon, they really do do everything together."
What a weird time, huh? Can't believe they used to have female doctors. Picture What a weird time, huh? Can't believe they used to have female doctors.
"Awesome, I have that exact Toy Story figure" - CH Editor Jeff Rubin upon seeing this picture. Picture "Awesome, I have that exact Toy Story figure" - CH Editor Jeff Rubin upon seeing this picture.
How North Korea sees America. Picture How North Korea sees America.
"Plus your name is apparently 'Robot', which sucks." Picture "Plus your name is apparently 'Robot', which sucks."
So they made a fourth Back to the Future, and this proves they messed up the timeline. Picture So they made a fourth Back to the Future, and this proves they messed up the timeline.
"It's what this fraternity was built on." Picture "It's what this fraternity was built on."
Set List of a Concert by The Darkness, as heard through your friend Gary's cell phone Article Set List of a Concert by The Darkness, as heard through your friend Gary's cell phone
Also, it's a day photo because he farted sunshine. Picture Also, it's a day photo because he farted sunshine.
"Ice cream flavors are binary so either chocolate or vanilla. None of that strawberry crap!" Picture "Ice cream flavors are binary so either chocolate or vanilla. None of that strawberry crap!"
I'm just impressed he was able to pull 3 girls with a name like Linnie. Picture I'm just impressed he was able to pull 3 girls with a name like Linnie.
Why are Seth Rogen and some deformed Carrot Top watching this extreme child's game? Picture Why are Seth Rogen and some deformed Carrot Top watching this extreme child's game?
There should really be a picture too, since people that stupid usually can't read. Picture There should really be a picture too, since people that stupid usually can't read.
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