aestheticide

About Me: I often find myself wondering where I went wrong in life that I spend so much time on the internet, addicted to sites like this one.

My CollegeHumor user ID is 1337239! Hahaha

aim: comma ellipsis

I really like punctuation.
Member Since: November 12th, 2007

Website: http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1337239

Diet Mountain Dew Pin-Up Girl

picture Diet Mountain Dew Pin-Up Girl

Quick, go get another car so we can smash them together.

picture Quick, go get another car so we can smash them together.

He immediately stumbled and got trampled on by 500 people.

picture He immediately stumbled and got trampled on by 500 people.

Sonic vs Mario. Sega vs Nintendo. Who do you got?

picture Sonic vs Mario. Sega vs Nintendo. Who do you got?

Nevermind driving, women can't even park right!

picture Nevermind driving, women can't even park right!

He stopped dead in the middle of a 6 lane highway just to snap this photo.

picture He stopped dead in the middle of a 6 lane highway just to snap this photo.

After getting your driver's license, calculator humor just doesn't cut it anymore.

picture After getting your driver's license, calculator humor just doesn't cut it anymore.

"You better get that spoon of sweet potato baby food outta my face."

picture "You better get that spoon of sweet potato baby food outta my face."

From the author of Golden Showers.

picture From the author of Golden Showers.

But is it Kosher?

picture But is it Kosher?

Wow, someone needs to teach this kid not to be so closed-minded. "Balls" is a perfectly acceptable term.

picture Wow, someone needs to teach this kid not to be so closed-minded. "Balls" is a perfectly acceptable term.

He's just fishing for compliments.

picture He's just fishing for compliments.

The Rooster's Speech

picture The Rooster's Speech

"I'll do it. Just as long as you spend Easter with my family and tell my parents you're my girlfriend."

picture "I'll do it. Just as long as you spend Easter with my family and tell my parents you're my girlfriend."

If you need to give a kid extra motivation to eat a pizza, they don't deserve it.

picture If you need to give a kid extra motivation to eat a pizza, they don't deserve it.

Smart. Until dad posts "WTF Gary" on his boss's wall.

picture Smart. Until dad posts "WTF Gary" on his boss's wall.

Hey, as long as I can keep defecating in the dishwasher, I'm happy.

picture Hey, as long as I can keep defecating in the dishwasher, I'm happy.

Moonings never looked so soft and comfortable.

picture Moonings never looked so soft and comfortable.

The 2 foot burrito challenge is where boys become men. Very, very fat men.

picture The 2 foot burrito challenge is where boys become men. Very, very fat men.

The proof is in the posting

picture The proof is in the posting

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