The Girl From Ipanema

About Me: I wont dangle my fingers or toes off the bed when im sleeping because i think gremlins will lick them
Member Since: February 6th, 2008

He finally earned that "Honk if your horny" bumper sticker.

picture He finally earned that "Honk if your horny" bumper sticker.

I liked the spoiler better than the book and movie.

picture I liked the spoiler better than the book and movie.

Boom goes the dynamite?

picture Boom goes the dynamite?

Putting the mate in playmate.

picture Putting the mate in playmate.

How else would he have been able to get your Mom? He's obviously a cunning linguist.

picture How else would he have been able to get your Mom? He's obviously a cunning linguist.

Mind if my brother sticks around? My parents couldn't find a babysitter.

picture Mind if my brother sticks around? My parents couldn't find a babysitter.

"I'll definitely go to the Celebration of Breast --- Ohhhh. Umm, yeah, I guess I can still make it."

picture "I'll definitely go to the Celebration of Breast --- Ohhhh. Umm, yeah, I guess I can still make it."

What else would you do on "Take Your Son to Work Day?"

picture What else would you do on "Take Your Son to Work Day?"

The Pokemon Pikachu Period Pad. For the moments when a little Squirtle is the last thing you want.

picture The Pokemon Pikachu Period Pad. For the moments when a little Squirtle is the last thing you want.

Surprisingly he was the only one who got the vegetarian meal.

picture Surprisingly he was the only one who got the vegetarian meal.

Probably for the same reason you won't.

picture Probably for the same reason you won't.

He's found the hidden level.

picture He's found the hidden level.

"Soooo... that's a no?"

picture "Soooo... that's a no?"

It you have a beard like that you don't even have to talk to girls. They'll come to you.

picture It you have a beard like that you don't even have to talk to girls. They'll come to you.

She's still got all the right parts.

picture She's still got all the right parts.

Google tells it like it is.

picture Google tells it like it is.

He should wait until he's a little older to develop weird fetishes.

picture He should wait until he's a little older to develop weird fetishes.

This picture is so cute, just looking at it will make you sh*t butterflies for a week.

picture This picture is so cute, just looking at it will make you sh*t butterflies for a week.

"Anyone need used textbooks?"

picture "Anyone need used textbooks?"

They say math's the universal language, but this is all gibberish to me.

picture They say math's the universal language, but this is all gibberish to me.

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