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I think I'll just stick with the peanut butter sandwich, thanks.

picture I think I'll just stick with the peanut butter sandwich, thanks.

None, because pedophiles *want* the children. Idiots...

picture None, because pedophiles *want* the children. Idiots...

"I like her earlier work better" - World's loneliest cat lady

picture "I like her earlier work better" - World's loneliest cat lady

In communist China, dog walks you!

picture In communist China, dog walks you!

In his defense, she was sending mixed signals

picture In his defense, she was sending mixed signals

Regrettably, he still isn't wedgie-proof...

picture Regrettably, he still isn't wedgie-proof...

Multi-tasking is a useful skill for both new mothers and graduates, so I for one applaud Cortney.

picture Multi-tasking is a useful skill for both new mothers and graduates, so I for one applaud Cortney.

Fine, fence. I wasn't hitting on you anyway.

picture Fine, fence. I wasn't hitting on you anyway.

It's a canine niqab.

picture It's a canine niqab.

Problem: I am too distracted to keep reading the sign.

picture Problem: I am too distracted to keep reading the sign.

I don't know about you, but I like my fish smoked.

picture I don't know about you, but I like my fish smoked.

Snoopy D-O-double G meets Sidney P-E-N-G-U-I-single N

picture Snoopy D-O-double G meets Sidney P-E-N-G-U-I-single N

If you think that's bad, try getting "laptopped"

picture If you think that's bad, try getting "laptopped"

Put that away! Doesn't she know the new iPhone is out?

picture Put that away! Doesn't she know the new iPhone is out?

Hi, I'm captioning pictures! You might remember from such internet classics as two girls making out on kegs and Dachshund in hot dog bun.

picture Hi, I'm captioning pictures! You might remember from such internet classics as two girls making out on kegs and Dachshund in hot dog bun.

Quid-ditch those loser Yugioh kids and play a REAL game!

picture Quid-ditch those loser Yugioh kids and play a REAL game!

This is totally worth all those polar bears

picture This is totally worth all those polar bears

Surprisingly less watered down than PBR beer.

picture Surprisingly less watered down than PBR beer.

HONK! It makes me so mad when signs try and tell me how to live my life!!! HONK! HONK!

picture HONK! It makes me so mad when signs try and tell me how to live my life!!! HONK! HONK!

Translation: nice bowl cut

picture Translation: nice bowl cut

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