Jeffrey Gurian : comedy writer from The Friars Club and National Lampoon Radio. Creator of GNN, ( Gurian News Network) known as "All The News That's Fit to Dance To". The first story is "Man Robs Bank With His Chin", the second is "Man With Infant's Head Sues For Discrimination."
I used to write for the legendary Weekly World News , where I had my own column called "Gurian's World of the Bizarre", in which I reported on stories missed by the mainstream media, like "Tap Dancing For The Criminally Insane", " Hunter Lost In Wilderness Saved By His Moustache", and " College Professor Fired For Casually Removing His Spine."
After doing them on radio, I've taken it a step further and created an animated news broadcast for such stories as "Man Paints Replica of the Cistine Chapel With His Beard ", and "Man Develops Turtle Shell".