Matt [It's Confucius us]

Matt [It's Confucius us]

About Me

I am a well-known leader in philosophy and I also make many wise phrases and theories about the law, life, and the government.

Member Since

September 21st, 2008

Contributions

She's hOOting at the big, beautiful, delicious moon.

Picture She's hOOting at the big, beautiful, delicious moon.

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Not only will he attend his own memorial, but he'll be moonwalking to it

Picture Not only will he attend his own memorial, but he'll be moonwalking to it

Run everybody, the crab invasion has begun

Picture Run everybody, the crab invasion has begun

Taking out the garbage. One douche at a time.

Picture Taking out the garbage. One douche at a time.

To be fair, he did cheat on her with Power Woman

Picture To be fair, he did cheat on her with Power Woman

Web site picture man?

Picture Web site picture man?

What a nice guy

Picture What a nice guy

That's the oldest scam in the world.

Picture That's the oldest scam in the world.

That's her boyfriend so it's no big deal.

Picture That's her boyfriend so it's no big deal.

Love on CollegeHumor

Picture Love on CollegeHumor

A distant relative of Uncle Sam?

Picture A distant relative of Uncle Sam?

He was smart not to aim for the cup but instead hit that meaty flesh just to the side. That's how you do the real damage.

Picture He was smart not to aim for the cup but instead hit that meaty flesh just to the side. That's how you do the real damage.

Don't worry, he's Nazi real Hitler.

Picture Don't worry, he's Nazi real Hitler.