Alex Kalisz

Member Since: September 22nd, 2008

Website: http://jesusiscominghideyourbong.weebly.com

Tan New Jersey Tribe Found in the Depths of Belmar!

picture Tan New Jersey Tribe Found in the Depths of Belmar!

This guy even kinda looks like Bruce Campell.

picture This guy even kinda looks like Bruce Campell.

Any nerd worth his Simpsons figurines can tell you what a Black Lotus is and what makes it so nerdy.

picture Any nerd worth his Simpsons figurines can tell you what a Black Lotus is and what makes it so nerdy.

Here she is - the girl who has heard the worst pickup lines ever.

picture Here she is - the girl who has heard the worst pickup lines ever.

For safety reasons you must wear a helmet, life jacket, and Groucho glasses.

picture For safety reasons you must wear a helmet, life jacket, and Groucho glasses.

Will Britney Spears be famous until she dies, or will people eventually stop caring?

picture Will Britney Spears be famous until she dies, or will people eventually stop caring?

"Skin carving... the new tattoo." I guess?

picture "Skin carving... the new tattoo." I guess?

A Biden supporter as well. Now if she could only crack a smile we could see if her teeth are as pearly white as his.

picture A Biden supporter as well. Now if she could only crack a smile we could see if her teeth are as pearly white as his.

"A Check + really would've blown my mind to new heights"

picture "A Check + really would've blown my mind to new heights"

"A Check + really would've blown my mind to new heights"

picture "A Check + really would've blown my mind to new heights"

"I blanked on the "Idols of the tribe" so I drew the picture of the Indians dancing around a fire. When I got the exam back not only had i gotten credit for the drawing but the professor added a drawing of a Mushroom shaped bong. I asked him about it and

picture "I blanked on the "Idols of the tribe" so I drew the picture of the Indians dancing around a fire. When I got the exam back not only had i gotten credit for the drawing but the professor added a drawing of a Mushroom shaped bong. I asked him about it and

I will now attempt to swim through it.

picture I will now attempt to swim through it.

Clean your room!

picture Clean your room!

Rats, foiled again.

picture Rats, foiled again.

Very nice, I like.

picture Very nice, I like.

Their prom song was World of Imagination.

picture Their prom song was World of Imagination.

Either the best midget costume ever, or a midget with the worst costume ever.

picture Either the best midget costume ever, or a midget with the worst costume ever.

Warcraft and... caveman Ron Jeremy?

picture Warcraft and... caveman Ron Jeremy?

Look how drunk this dude is.

picture Look how drunk this dude is.

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