I'm awesome as shit.
January 5th, 2009
They say when a butterfly flaps it's wings in America an epic solo is started in China.
Sexy nerd? Now THAT'S an oxymoron!
A man with titties.
My f*cking job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First there is the supermodel wanna-be chick. I'll give her credit, sheis pretty f*c …
Payback's a bitch ain't it?
Add ye bitch to yer page lest she be pissed.
That it's 10 bucks a pound at Ling Xiaou's Takeout.
And you though he was gay.
He's disgusted with your choice of porn.
This is how you neutralize them after they have a Pepsi.
Sith Lord I'd Like To...
made of a bunch of porn. When you see it, you'll shit bricks.
What the fuck people! I need a motherfuckin job, and I have a resume that says I am fucking fit to be your goddamn front desk/administrative assistant. I have applied to a ton of jobs on here, and not …