Slurms

Slurms

About Me
I write erotic novels for children. They're WILDLY unpopular.
Member Since
January 21st, 2007
The goggles, they do nothing! picture The goggles, they do nothing!

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| 59 comments | October 09, 2009
"Let YOUR car "Live Long and Prosper" with Castrol Motor Oils. The very best in synthetic motor oils and lubricants." picture "Let YOUR car "Live Long and Prosper" with Castrol Motor Oils. The very best in synthetic motor oils and lubricants."

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| 33 comments | October 07, 2009
Must be the new lead-in to "Two and a Half Men" next season. picture Must be the new lead-in to "Two and a Half Men" next season.

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| 230 comments | August 10, 2009
Now THAT'S a comeback! picture Now THAT'S a comeback!

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| 207 comments | July 15, 2009
worst game of tag ever... picture worst game of tag ever...

friend came home to see this exact scene, with music on full blast. no one knows how or why this all happened.

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| 5 comments | April 04, 2009
i like where this is going... picture i like where this is going...

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| 1 comment | April 04, 2009
that guy...'s ex girlfriend picture that guy...'s ex girlfriend

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| 1 comment | March 29, 2009
finally math that makes sense picture finally math that makes sense

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| Be the first to comment! | March 27, 2009
Divorces are hard on everyone picture Divorces are hard on everyone

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| Be the first to comment! | March 11, 2009
twisted shaming picture twisted shaming

our roomate didn't make it to bed. so we handcuffed him, tied his legs together, blindfolded him, then duct taped his mouth shut. strange i know, but the look on his face in the morning was priceless

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| 1 comment | September 18, 2006