If comedy writing is an art, I am its "guy at a mall kiosk selling poorly airbrushed paintings of Tony Montana."
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January 23rd, 2007
[A tow-truck driver chains up a Cutlass Supreme belonging to an 87-year-old woman, who sobs as she explains that she was just inside Walgreens filling a prescription to treat her rhumatoid arthritis.] …