Chase Mitchell

Chase Mitchell

About Me

If comedy writing is an art, I am its "guy at a mall kiosk selling poorly airbrushed paintings of Tony Montana."

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Member Since

January 23rd, 2007

Website

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Contributions

Guest Complaints from the Bethlehem Inn

Article Guest Complaints from the Bethlehem Inn

.XXX Versions of Non-Porn Websites

Article .XXX Versions of Non-Porn Websites

Facebook News Feed History of the World: The 30 Years' War to The American Revolution

Article Facebook News Feed History of the World: The 30 Years' War to The American Revolution

If The Internet Was An Amusement Park

Article If The Internet Was An Amusement Park

I Think They're Running Out of Material For New Shel Silverstein Books

Article I Think They're Running Out of Material For New Shel Silverstein Books

I Think Ben and Jerry Are Having Problems

Article I Think Ben and Jerry Are Having Problems

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6 Popular Websites From a Galaxy Far, Far Away

Article 6 Popular Websites From a Galaxy Far, Far Away

Honest Food Prep Instructions

Article Honest Food Prep Instructions

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Accurate Candy Wrappers

Article Accurate Candy Wrappers

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If Every Decision Required a Political Campaign

Article If Every Decision Required a Political Campaign

Mark Zuckerberg Did Not Enjoy 'The Social Network'

Article Mark Zuckerberg Did Not Enjoy 'The Social Network'

$T.V. Math$ Article T.V. Math

Comic Book University

Article Comic Book University

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10 Popular Magazines in the Videogame World

Article 10 Popular Magazines in the Videogame World

Captain Planet and the Gulf Oil Disaster

Article Captain Planet and the Gulf Oil Disaster

From Splinter Cell to Office Job

Article From Splinter Cell to Office Job

Videogame PostSecret

Article Videogame PostSecret

Christian-Approved Versions of Controversial Games

Article Christian-Approved Versions of Controversial Games

Every Summer Music Festival You've Ever Been To

Article Every Summer Music Festival You've Ever Been To

At Least They Weren't Comedians

Article At Least They Weren't Comedians

An Honest Facebook Political Argument

Article An Honest Facebook Political Argument

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A Conversation Between The Guy Who Towed My Car And His Boss, As Imagined By Me

Article A Conversation Between The Guy Who Towed My Car And His Boss, As Imagined By Me

7 Banned Wishbone Episodes

Article 7 Banned Wishbone Episodes

Bumper Stickers After the Apocalypse

Article Bumper Stickers After the Apocalypse

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