Ben Spurr

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You know there's an issue with a leader when Nintendo's willing to publicly mock his intelligence.

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"Push" it to the limit... walk along the razor's edge, don't look down just keep your head up till you're finiiiished!

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Also known as Post Man.

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Only Professor Ryuta has the brains to rule Lylat!

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Out of everything said in that post, THAT'S BigDska's main concern?

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Oh, uh, I guess you would. Well there goes my entire anti-piracy argument.

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He also discovered he had thirteen siblings who were all separated at birth later that week.

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Rik also rhymes with tick, wick, and lick.

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