Sarah Hubschman
So that's when I had this bright idea. Throw the party of the month? Nah, the party of the year! All the finest girls couldn't turn it down, now all I've gotta do is kill my parents now. Wait, what? I can make it look like an accident. We all just need to sit down and think for a second. WE CAN STILL HAVE THIS PARTY JUST CALM DOWN.
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