Dave Holstein

Dave is a playwright and humorist who tours the land in search of romance, rainbows and magic beans. Ok, so he's just crazy. But he does have a website that lists when you can catch a play he's written somewhere in the country. He also owns two of the following four things: a polar bear, a Bible, a hammer and 50% of a shopping center in Ohio. E-mail him at dave@daveholstein.com. Or myspace him at myspace.com/daveholstein. Dave's play PORN AND HAPPINESS opens March 15th at New York's Gene Frankel Theatre. Tickets at http://www.theatermania.com/content/show.cfm/show/130913

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