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Dan Markowitz

Dan Markowitz

About Me

Dan loves drawing, writing, and making movies. He was a contestant on the old Nickelodeon game show "Double Dare" as a kid. He's afraid of marionettes and ventriloquist dolls. He juggled for like 4 minutes one time, but you weren't there, so please just take his word for it.

He makes comics and movies on his website.
(http://www.defectivity.com)

He writes incredibly short stories on Twitter.
(http://twitter.com/#!/PlotTwists)

In his spare time, he enjoys describing himself in the third person.

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July 4th, 2011

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http://www.defectivity.com

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