What to give your girlfriend for her birthday:Do: FlowersDon't: Herpes
March 19th, 2007
Get fired from your job with a bang:Don't: Show up late everydayDo: Your boss's wife
When your roommate passes out:Don't: help him to his bedDo: fart in his face
When your roommate leaves his computer unlocked: Don't: Lock it for himDo: meatspin.com
People to hook-up with:Do: GirlsDon't: Guys
Apparently the black bird stole food from the white birds.