I like Jack Daniels and I hate memory.
I am a balls to the wall action hero.
September 8th, 2006
If you can't find a human blow up doll, just adjust.
I knew there was something wrong with a cross dressing rabbit.
I can show you the world
My buddy got hit on by a transvestite for about half an hour on his 21st
I got my picture in the major Philly paper.
Virgin Mary appears on a turtle penis
In the end, we were all winners
Normally I tackle then masturbate, but whatever floats your boat.
Mystikal is the best at both.