Jake and Amir
Adam Ruins Everything
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
I wonder if she takes change from the homeless.
Who took my god damn cookies!
The I Flush
Nice try, but my parents stopped having sex like decades ago. They don't even love each other anymore! IN YOUR FACE!
There may be some typos and missing words, but keep in mind the chef wrote this with his dick.
He stole some gum.
A deleted scene from Monster House.
The world's best alarm clock.
I now pronounce you man and wife. You may motorboat the bride.
Couldn't afford training wheels.
Chutes and stairs.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes...
Uhhh he's just permanently using his super breath, that's all.
"The internet is leaking."
Sorry actually homeless people, but I gave this girl five dollars.
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