Horse: 1. Man: 1,000,000.
If a pig were driving the truck this would actually be very fortunate.
An ancient art passed down through generations. Two generations, to be exact.
Why should automakers and banks get all the love?
There's really no right way to play this game -- though this way is more wrong than most.
Captain Kirk Skywalker fights the Romulans in a galaxy far... wait. Is that right?