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Wrote an article on Wednesday, Aug 13Buy Fair Trade
It feels good to buy fair trade. Makes ya feel like you're doing a good deed...acting globally, ya know?Heck I think this coffee even tastes bettOHMYGOD IS THAT A HUMAN FINGER
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Wrote an article on Tuesday, Jul 29
My Cell Phone is Such a Whiner
¼b>Me: Heybuddy, what time is it?Cell: 11:58PMMe: Okaycool, I'm tryin to text this chick exactly on her birthday.How ya holdin up?Cell: Alittle tired, I'm on one bar of sleepMe: Yeah,sorry I forgot to plug you in after class.Just like...
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Wrote an article on Wednesday, Jun 18
Away Messages For Real Life
After staying at school all year, interaction with old friends can get a little rocky, especially if you find yourself underprepared in the social--and personal grooming--arenas. Here are some social disclaimers in AIM form:
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Wrote an article on Sunday, Jun 15
Your Parents' House
After you go away to school, the house you grew up in is no longer "your house." If you move back in, you're "living with your parents." They've taken over, and it'll never be the same. First of all, they've started having sex again: smelly,...
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Wrote an article on Sunday, Jun 15
Fathers' Day Shopper Becomes Disenchanted with Retail Book Chain
New Brunswick, NJ-After laboriouslypulling from the "push" side of the door to exit a local Barnes and Noble,Rutgers University student Trent Shubik flung his hands in the air with overly-dramaticexasperation."Why wouldthey put a handle on that...
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Liked an article on Sunday, Aug 17Conversation With Various Objects Before I Go to a Bar
Tequila: C'mon Adam, just drink me. I'm so much faster, and I PROMISE this time I won't force myself upon another chicks new $100 dollar shoes. Just drink me.Beer: Don't listen to him! You're drunk! You've had a ton of beer already. Just go to the...
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Liked an article on Monday, Jul 14
How I Play With My Food
I save the gummy bear heads for last; forcing them to watch their own demise is easily half the fun of eating them.I always separate Skittles into groups based on hue and let them wage battles against each other. The red Skittles usually win...
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Liked a video on Saturday, Jun 14
Driving on Salvia
The title may be a bit misleading.
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