- Did you know that Mother's day is just like Father's day, but for chicks?- Did you know that your mother actually didn't like that pencil holder you gave her? She's never used it.- Did you know that the best Mother's Day gift is one that comes...
Hello I am a cute college girl checking my MySpace! Please click on me because I am totally real. You can tell I am real because I am not so super hot as to clearly be an advertisement, yet still cute enough to grab your total attention.Oh, ha ha...
"Iron Man! They should call him Iron Suit Man, because it was his suit that was made of iron and not him and I don't even think he used iron.""Did you see Stan Lee's cameo? He played the soulless man who would do anything for money.""I love...
Student Caught Masturbating Behind Ion CannonAresident of Yavin Hall called to report a man masturbating behind theV-150 Planet Defender Ion Cannon located outside his dorm window. The Department of Public...
Man has always dreamed of traveling to the stars, but will we ever be able to overcome our own...
- Did you know that Mother's day is just like Father's day, but for chicks?- Did you know that your mother actually didn't like that pencil holder you gave her? She's never used it.- Did you know that the best Mother's Day gift is one that comes...
Hello I am a cute college girl checking my MySpace! Please click on me because I am totally real. You can tell I am real because I am not so super hot as to clearly be an advertisement, yet still cute enough to grab your total attention.Oh, ha ha...
"Iron Man! They should call him Iron Suit Man, because it was his suit that was made of iron and not him and I don't even think he used iron.""Did you see Stan Lee's cameo? He played the soulless man who would do anything for money.""I love...
Student Caught Masturbating Behind Ion CannonAresident of Yavin Hall called to report a man masturbating behind theV-150 Planet Defender Ion Cannon located outside his dorm window. The Department of Public...