Owen Parsons

Member Since: September 4th, 2008
Website: http://www.owenparsons.net/

About Me When I die, eventually, I'd like to not be on fire at the time.

Sometimes I wonder if this is a realistic goal.

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National article on Tuesday, Feb 9

5 Reasons Final Fantasy VII Is Better Than Having A Girlfriend

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National article on Wednesday, Jan 27

Missing Pages from The Giver

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National article on Wednesday, Jan 20

The Invention of Email

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National article on Thursday, Dec 17

The Truth About Crop Circles

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National article on Monday, Dec 7

How to Fire Someone in Gotham City

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5 Reasons Final Fantasy VII Is Better Than Having A Girlfriend

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Hardly Working: Box Fort

An epic battle between man and box.

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8 Children's Books on the Moon Pandora

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Real Life Course Guide

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Epic Frog Fail

That frog is going to be so embarrassed when he sees this on the Internet.

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