I live in a poorly-maintained brownstone on East 5th Street on the second floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 26 years old. I believe in choosing between taking care of myself, a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if...
BEST PART OF JANOWITZ’S TURKEY? CERTAINLY NOT THE LEGS.GIBSONIA, PA — When he ran cross country in high school, the best time Neil Janowitz registered was 18:07 on Saratoga, New York’s three-mile woodland track in the final race...
Woah, these are great. And they're buy one, get one free, too. But do I really want to go back to briefs? I can't remember the last time I wore them. Must've been elementary school. I probably had some just like these. What would it be like to...
I had an interesting evening a few months back, after receiving a preview of the Beavis and Butthead DVD set in the mail and popping it into my player. The ensuing reverie reminded me just how strange and surreal my adolescence, as well as that of...
It's Friday night. The first thing you do upon stepping outside into the cool spring air is roll up the sleeves of your solid-colored dress shirt; two rolls, so as to give the casual, rolled-cuff look without looking like a dock worker. It doesn't...