Chapter 1: Is you dog, in fact, a cat?
Imagine my surprise when the van stopped and the girl from the Hot for Teacher video got out and...
A freak snow storm, and my roommates spent the day studying while I did this. NOW who's wasting...
Do not underestimate the power of the rad side.
Alternate title: Bill O'Reilly tourette syndrome version
Chris Martin once had a dream just like this, only they were all yellow.