About Me
Jeffrey Mortecai Rosenberg hatched out of an enormous egg fully grown in 1998. Unfortunately, such little experience in life made high school a nightmare as he was constantly ridiculed with witty nicknames like "egg boy-, "boy who hatched outta an egg-, and "stupid rich jewish fuck-. After years of therapy and reconstructive surgery, Jeff was ready to enter the real world. For reasons unbeknownst to others, Jeff enjoys eating chicken seed, rallying anti-chicken cruelty protests, and having sex with chickens. Jeff is also incapable of knowing when he's taken a bad joke way too far.
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