No Worries

Artwork by Happy Happy Happy Man, who I'd totes go gay for.

One Fine Day in the Park

A Concert Review From the Snooty Critic Who Lives Inside Your 'Guitar Hero'

Special thanks to Katie Marino, Happy Happy Happy Man, Jake Klocksien and several other pairs of Hilarious Shoes...

My Boob Journal

Found this in the basement a few days ago. I don't remember being such a dork.

Moments Before...

It had been three miserable days and four lonely nights since Jennifer gave Randy the news that not only was she abandoning her Abstinence Promise - which they'd made together sophomore year of high school, right before he slipped her that sweet...

Senior Citizen Video Games

Due to recent record profits in the video game market, many video game companies have decided to try and profit from the single largest demographic: Baby boomers. Fortunately, I was able to get a hand on some of those video games. Here's a first...

I Used To Be...

I used to be a food drive staffer, but then I got canned.I used to be a forester, but I got the axe.I used to be a sanitation engineer, but the pay was garbage.I used to be a butcher, but I just couldn't cut it.I used to be a proctologist, but I...