My fellow 4th Grade-icans, (pause for laughs), I am not running for class president because I have a bigger baseball card collection than the other candidates, which I do, but because I am a patriot and I love...
Tim and Matt, back from college for the summer, run into each other at Blockbuster. (Translations in parantheses).Tim: Matt! What's up? It's been awhile. (Wow, I haven't thought about you once in like, 3 years). I barely recognized...
Ok so there has been a lot of talk lately regarding the Patriots and their amazing feat of perfection. Yeah, good work guys. You were 16 for 16. Congrats. Now try going 431 for 431. That is what I did one late, snowy night in my dorm room when I...
From the boyfriend to the girlfriend:Gift: A gift basket of deluxe shampoo, soaps, and other crap like thatnWhat it means: "OMG this music defines our relationship. Every time I hear one of these songs I think about you and true love and...