Matt
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- University of Nebraska at Omaha
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- September 6th, 2006
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If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind. - Kurt Vonnegut
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Wrote an article on Sunday, Apr 27Mel Kiper Jr. Evaluates Ten-Year-Olds
Several kids congregate in a cul-de-sac to divvy up teams for a neighborhood football game. Billy Walsh and Tommy Smith are selected as captains, and Billy is given first pick after correctly guessing the number behind Gavin Johnson's back.**Billy...
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Wrote an article on Saturday, Sep 22
Pick-up Lines For the Hopeless Discovery Channel Addict
"People call me Les Stroud because I like the outdoors and always film myself.""Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Ben Bailey?""I have a load fit to be hauled by Jay Westgard."Unabashedly stare at her breasts. After she notices, throw a giant...
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Wrote an article on Monday, Sep 17
I'm Blue (Da Ba De Da)
Justin Furstenfeld, the lead singer for Blue October, recently named his daughter "Blue." That got me thinking, "What other singers could get away with naming a child after their band." So I compiled a list of other bands who could... and some who...
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National picture on Wednesday, Sep 12Whasssssssssup
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Wrote an article on Monday, Aug 13
For a Good Time Call
My lunch started out like any other. Overcooked hamburger, undercooked fries. Then, suddenly, the unthinkable happened: my debit card was DENIED. "Oh, really? Try this one, I guess," I stammered as I handed the waitress another piece of plastic....
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Commented on a article on Thursday, Sep 18Why are we both reading the comments to this five months after the fact? -
Commented on a article on Wednesday, Sep 17Too lazy to come up with a tagline, Gorman? That's just plain sad.
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Commented on a picture on Monday, Jul 14back back back back
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Commented on a article on Monday, Jul 14MWOTIBST: Do you want to hear a secret? Me: Umm... okay MWOTIBST: Everyone has something to hide except me and my monkey. Me: What the fuck, son? Who told you that? MWOTIBST: Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Me: Gotcha.
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Commented on a article on Monday, Jul 14lf you're going to catch leprosy, it's better to catch it from money. -Crazy Leper in Papillon
