SPF 2008: My Advice To New High School Graduates

(Originally read to the tune of Baz Luhrmann's "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)."Ladies and Gentlemen of the graduating class of 2008: I speak to you today as a messenger from the future.  Yes, I am you in 730 days.  The only...

Names That Would Suck To Have If You Wanted To Get A Monogrammed L.L. Bean Backpack

I don't know about you guys, but when I was younger everyone had one of these. My initials looked nice and really pimped my pack...but I don't think that's the case for everyone. I know some classmates were made fun of because, let's face it,...

The Morning After Kid Nation: We've All Decided To Go Mad

Jasmine. I don't remember seeing her. Anyway, she has some pretty funny observations in her bio: " Who have been some of the best U.S. presidents, and why? Clinton I only know about 2 and Bush is not the one. Things seemed to have been better for...

The Morning After Kid Nation: Where's Bonanza, Dude?

If this episode revolves around Taylor not doing work again, I’m going to be fucking mad. After 30 something days in Bonanza, clearly, Sophia has gone insane. To prove some ridiculous point about how she’s better than the rest of the...

The Morning After Kid Nation: I Only Like The Recess Part

-This week, we start off in the chicken coop with everyone’s favorite Bonanza resident, Taylor. She’s talking about how she loves certain chickens more than others. There’s a cock joke here, but really, I mean, I think most of...

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