Does anyone else ever tell themselves that they are going to go to bed early, so they can wake up and do stuff in the morning and be an active member of society? In reality though, they end up surfing the web till 7 am and consequently fall asleep and wake up some time before dinner? This is the life of a lonely 70 year old ='(
This looks like outtakes from a Beastie Boy video.
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Always Open with Dave Koechner (featuring Maya Rudolph)
Dave and Maya create the best song ever written in a booth about muffins.
Jake and Amir: Rap Teacher 3 (with Hoodie Allen)
Aardvarks are the best. Alphabetically.
The Hunger Games Game
Based on the hit novels and movie, it's the new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.
Jake and Amir: Club
Lines are signs of sublime times.
Jake and Amir: Chugging
Don't fear the beer.
Sex With the Hulk
For Bruce Banner, there's no such thing as safe sex.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
