A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
It's the bicyclist's fault for thinking he could go right through the bus.
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The kids' snack so hip you'll need reservations.
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You can always go home again.
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this is how we trip at school
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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
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Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
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Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
