If you build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for a lifetime :)
I always tell my friends that I love to wakeboard and I will wakeboard behind anything in any water. So the drainage ditch next to my apt. flooded and I was like lets go wakeboarding. So we made a homemade handle and rope and my buddy pulled me behind his
Jake and Amir: Kobayashi
The boy who cried weiner.
Jake and Amir: Thoughts
Don't flush your dreams away.
Jake and Amir: Chugging
Don't fear the beer.
Axe Combine: Episode 1
A sporty girl introduces a skinny guy to the brave new world of physical competition.
Google Chrome Snooki's Baby Commercial
Gym, tan, ruin the lives of your children.
Official Spoiler Rules
The stars of your favorite TV shows teach you how not to ruin them for your friends.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.