I went to the www.whitehouse.gov and went to Issues -> Fiscal Responsibility. When I tried to navigate to the page, I got a 404 page not found error.
If you can fit into your laundry bag, you'll always have a hiding place when the cops show up.
Staying In Anthem
LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem" gets a musical makeover for those of us who neither party, nor rock.
Very Mary-Kate: Pillow Talk
Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
Always Open with Dave Koechner (with Jessica Biel)
Dave and Jessica discuss Yeti survival skills and other useful topics.
Jake and Amir: Rap Teacher 3 (with Hoodie Allen)
Aardvarks are the best. Alphabetically.
Official Spoiler Rules
The stars of your favorite TV shows teach you how not to ruin them for your friends.
Sex With the Hulk
For Bruce Banner, there's no such thing as safe sex.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.